Haha not exactly what you would call cute.

f****s Fishy Dyke.

I call my boyfriend that because before we started dating I always called him a dyke cause it pissed him off.;)

Then it stuck to him

Then the f****s part,all of are friends joke around with him that he is fat but he is not.

And the fishy part...haha he puts his lips in a fishy form when kissing to mess around sometimes:)

haha.:)))) Its not exactly what a boyfriend and girlfriend would find cute