What they don't know

What they don't know

Hellllllllllllo my Corbin,

I apologize for the lateness of my response.  GeeQ has been so kind as to show me parts of the island I didn't know existed.  We wen't out to one area called Waikele, and they had the largest most beautiful book store I've ever seen.  No where near as beautiful as you though!

 Either way, I do believe it or not have a very simple suggestion as far as the excuse you should use.  Your parents, no offense, don't seem to be too on top of the whole Confessions world.  After all, they don't have any idea about the leaks or anything like that.  What they DO know, is how you and Luci are extremely into the series. 

They know you two have gone to midnight releases before, and even stood in line for the first movie for hours.  So all WE have to do is convince them the next book is being released in a couple of days, and you and Luci are with her "responsible older cousin" Wyatt, on your way to the only book store with a Midnight release. 

 You throw up a couple blog posts, and GeeQ has agreed to help me put together a faux website for the "Confessions 5" book release.  That way you can link them to the website, and they're sure to believe it.  After all, if it's on the internet, it must be true right!  We could probably even put together a full book if necessary, using what we know from the leaked info, and conglomerated fan fiction.

 As far as where to crash, I should have you covered as well.  While I'm out of town, no one is obviously within my fortress.  And assuming my parents havent turned my basement apartment into a workout room yet, you can totally crash there.  It's not too far from where you are right now.  Wyatt gets along well with my overlords, and should be able to get in, then he can let you in through the side door. 

Whatever you do, keep Wyatt away from the G&G table, he'll probably try and cheat and we haven't finished our adventure yet.  Oooh, and.... uh, there's nothing important behind the red velvet curtain on the north side of the room.  No reason to look there.  Really... Trust me.

 I hope this message gets to you in time.  I'm going to trade off with GeeQ, he's on the laptop working on the book release website, but he says he has a backup plan for you.  So check his post next!

Your not so secret admirer,

Count Barry Wurschtenscheimer