The LOWEST of the low blows!!!
The LOWEST of the low blows!!!
I guess the best of the low blows are delivered when you really don't expect a guy to be so EVIL!!
I was at a car wash, trying to get into the line; another car was pulling over to the side, so I moved out of the way to accommodate them. Just then, a bald guy in a BMW took advantage of my courtesy and whizzed by me to get into the line ahead of me. I was so mad, just because the line was really long, and this guy was such a jerk! Anyway, we both got out of our cars, and I needed to say something. So, when I asked him why he had done that, he said, “well, you snooze, you lose!” Now, you have to imagine the type. A little yuppie in a beamer, thinking he’s so cool! It was just the sheer audacity of this guy and his haughty attitude that infuriated me! I thought, how can I take that stupid grin off his face..then, it came to me. I looked him in the eye and said “you are nothing more than a parasite in the bowel of humanity!” BINGO!! He turned red as a beet, then said to me that I shouldn’t get so mad because I was going to get wrinkles in my forehead, to which I responded, “I can fix my wrinkles, but you sir, will ALWAYS be bald!”
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