Technology and Test Tubes (humorous... i hope)

Technology and Test Tubes (humorous... i hope)

When I woke up this morning, I realized I was very cold, then I realized the window was open.

Then I remembered I had opened it the night before, knowing that I would be cold in the morning.  Well, why would I do that? 

I had to, I was hot the night before.  But aren’t nights supposed to be colder than mornings? 

If so, then why do I have to crack the window every night, then close it in the morning. 

A scientific person may say, “Because when you sleep, your body temperate drops”.  I’d tell them to go play with test tubes and that their parents don’t really love them.  Because I personally believe that it’s a conspiracy.  Someone is trying to get me sick.  But I keep shoving it in their face by opening the window and night and closing it in the morning. 

You know they should invent windows and open and shut themselves at times you can set.  So I don’t have to actually .. move my arms.  I mean.. who wants to do that. 

Segways, robot vacuums, David Hasssssssleoff.  Lets face it, the world we live in is making us lazy.  And in turn we are finding ourselves incompetent to do simple things such as chop wood, or wash the car, or put our boogers under the table. 

I’ll bet somebody wishes there was something to pick our noses for us, and something else to build tables so we can put boogers under them.   I mean honestly, don’t the amish get pissed that half of the stuff they are building is just going to be a Booger lodge.  (I mean that in a nice way) 

So where was I?  Ah, yah.. I remember now……  We need to learn to do things for ourselves….    I mean… recently I was sitting on a bus and a guy across from me kept trying to text his friend… and he said to the girl next to him “Man….. I wish there was some way just for me to SAY the words and my friend can hear them!” 

  I realized then that things are already easy enough… because its called a F@$#ing Phone CALL!!!!  Technology is making things so easy, its making them hard….        

That’s my point, and what I’ve been trying to say.       So if you’ll excuse me…. I need to open my window.. its getting hot tonight….. BABAYYYY