Super Advanced Guinea Pig Commercial

Super Advanced Guinea Pig Commercial

Takes place in house.

SpokesDude: Are you tired of walking your dog?

[A little boy nods to him as he holds his dog's leash.]

SpokesDude: Tired of watching your cat nap?

[little boy nods as he watches his cat sleep.]

SpokesDude: Well, introducing the a new kind of pet that is just right for you! The name of the pet is Super Advance Oh, So Amazing, Tiny, fluffy thingy. Guinea Pig for short.

LittleBoy: [holds guineapig] Awesome!

SpokesDude: Scientists worked hard to get into the mids of these tiny creatures. They think only three things: "Carrots" , "I need a hair cut" and "Where's my hamster wheel?!"

[little boy smiles at his new pet]

SpokesDude: The minds of the little rodents were trained to be even more smarter. And guess what? They're given for free if you call right now!

LittleBoy: Really?!

SpokesDude: Nah, I'm just kidding.

LittleBoy: What does it do?

SpokesDude: Well, it plays with its hamster wheel and if you get it out of the cage, it will play with you.

The boy takes the guinea pig out of the cage and instantly it disapears. "It's playing hide-and-seek" says the spokes person. The boy goes up to his mom and says, "Have you seen Fluffy?"

Mom: Make sure he hasn't gone outside. You're dad's cutting the lawn today, right now.

LittleBoy: Uh-oh!

At the end of the commercial, the guinea pig is seen with a cast on his arm and leg.

SpokesDude: If you open the box and see foam and red eyes on the thing, quickly close the box and send it far, far away. Enjoy your new creature!