Let Barry be your guide!

Let Barry be your guide!

OH MY DEAREST CORBIN!

I knew I could be of service eventually.  I see you had to trick Wyatt into playing chauffer. You should have listened to me about the role playing, he would've been all over it.  Either way though, I know exaclty what you need to help you find Siona, a posse!

My family somehow forgot to tell me about our flight back and left me here in Hawaii.  Just a small miscommunication I'm sure, and I'll be home soon enough!  Either way, I rewired GeeQ's home PC network and now he has internet service in every room in the house, including the bathroom, so he was kind enough to let me stay here for the time being.

That means I can be sitting here 24/7 ready to assist you.  I have minions around the world who are ready to track Siona's every movement and report it to me.  I will in turn email you so you can get to where she is.  We are watching her blog, and other fansites for all kinds of updates.  I have some other friends who, lets just say, could even find out where she used her credit card last.  IF it comes down to that.

 Don't fret, Barry and his minions are here to help you, 24/7.

Your not so secret admirer,

Count Barry Wurschtenscheimer

PS... it might be helpful if you were to give me your uhm, personal cell number... so that I can update you faster of course... That way you don't have to wait for the emails to show up on your phone.  :) <3 U