Iron, Man!

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Iron, Man!

You know what makes him "tick"? Hard-core cleaning products.



This is the story of an extraordinary domestic engineer named Tony Starch. After a tragic accident involving a microwave oven and some stale marshmallow peeps, he finds himself required to continuously reset a kitchen timer that was embedded into his chest in the blast.

Tony uses his amazing skills at technology development to create extreme cleaning products that make housekeeping easier for men and women everywhere, and uses the guise of so-called "focus groups" to flirt with masses of lonely housewives. They naturally find him irresistible.

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purplepeopleeater
May 11, 2009 11:25PM
funny funny :) good luck
purplepeopleeater
May 11, 2009 11:25PM
funny funny :) good luck
yaneproductions
May 06, 2009 04:37PM
Doesn't really seem to connect... (cleaning products, and a self timing kitchen thing?) Doesn't really make too much sense (and it's not a current blockbuster). Pretty good.
r.milo
May 04, 2009 01:15PM
lol
thedreamcontinued
Apr 30, 2009 01:17PM
This is great! They should DO THIS!!
itschavez
Apr 29, 2009 07:14PM
Good luck on your submission:]!
jennipowell
Apr 25, 2009 12:01AM
It's amazing what a comma can do! Well done!
noideawhyismile
Apr 24, 2009 09:55PM
*snort* Oh my god. I love it! That seems like, amazing. Its pretty clever too! Good luck.
michael16
Apr 16, 2009 09:49PM
this would be funny
cyiite
Apr 15, 2009 06:07PM
could he battle Mr. Clean?
jeanineteneleven
Apr 16, 2009 02:20PM
I second this notion.
quixoticpixel
Apr 22, 2009 07:09AM
I third it, and the motion passes!
noideawhyismile
Apr 24, 2009 09:55PM
Oh my. That would be great!
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Posted By: moonunit
Published: Apr 14, 2009

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You know what makes him "tick"? Hard-core cleaning products.

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