INDIANA JUICE BOX!

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INDIANA JUICE BOX!

SAPPHIRE UNICORN!



the juice box...doing a parody of INDIANA JONES

so the story starts with Devon as a normal, average girl, until the day she gets a letter from a lawyer saying that her great grandfather that she never knew she had just died...and its the legendary Indiana Jones! he has left her his hat and whip, and she decides that she will follow in her great grandfathers footsteps. she heads to a library to do some reasearch on plunderable booty, and happens across a tale of alien penguins in a battle over antarctica...and what they were fighting over. the treasure of myth, the goal of treasure hunters everywhere...the SAPPHIRE UNICORN!

she decides that shes gonna go for the unicorn, and the story of her epic quest through the barren snows of antarctica is told...the trudge through the ice cave of DOOM, the mine fields of DESPAIR, and the worst of all...THE FLUFFY SNOWFALL OF DOOM!

upon her way she meets the heavily bearded man of her dreams...but will she keep her eyes on the goal or run away with him into the sunset?

STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!

it could happen...

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loopyum
Feb 04, 2009 07:38PM
The Sapphire Unicorn?
Priceless. :D
amyelizadal
Jan 29, 2009 07:47PM
This would be HILARIOUS! 5 stars!
juicebox1fan
Jan 22, 2009 07:24AM
OK this could be very funny, I like it. Introducing Devon the penguin-helper.
 
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redheadlucy
Jan 21, 2009 06:29PM
AWESOME!
bringit582
Jan 21, 2009 04:19PM
k, ive edited it...
give it another look! =D
miscmayzee
Jan 20, 2009 10:42PM
You cannot forget the whip!
maniac086
Jan 20, 2009 07:22PM
Yeah, I like the idea, but do like itschavez said and give us (and the producers/judges) more to chew on! Make it exciting! =]
itschavez
Jan 20, 2009 07:18PM
i think you should elaborate more [ :
just edit it, and add a little more info to give us an idea of what would make it even better.
but other than that, this is really good [ :
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Posted By: bringit582
Published: Jan 20, 2009

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Tell us what we should parody (...besides "Twilight") and why.

Summary

SAPPHIRE UNICORN!

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indiana, jones, sapphire, unicorn, devon, fergalicious

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