Chest-lick-ular Disorder
Chest-lick-ular Disorder
Hold on to your… shirts…
Chest-lick-ular disorder can be an embarrassing condition, but it is growing increasingly common. The person afflicted with the disorder, upon seeing any male in uniform of any kind, has an uncontrollable urge to rip open his shirt and lick his chest.
Onset of the disease is usually seen within 3-5 days of attending a bachelorette party or male “revue” type show. Treatment includes watching public television news shows, preferably anchored by hosts over the age of 65, and bathing in grenadine.
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Oct 06, 2008 08:38AM
Oh yeah. Sign me up for the support group. Can we meet at the officer's club?
Oct 04, 2008 11:43AM
I love men in uniform! XD
*coughs* No, I don't have this...really... *shifty eyes*
*coughs* No, I don't have this...really... *shifty eyes*
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Oct 02, 2008 07:17AM
Ooh, who doesn't love a man in uniform!? What if you want to do this anyways? Not that I do or anything...
Oct 01, 2008 02:31PM
OMG Marines run for the hills! This disease will soon be coming to an artillery group soon! Run Army boys run!
Oct 01, 2008 02:47PM
Luckily, if your "lesbian thespian" entry is any indication, you should be immune from this one. ;)
Oct 01, 2008 12:41PM
Are women more likely to get the disease or does it affect both sexes equally? And what if you see a female in uniform? Is there an urge to rip her shirt open too?
Oct 01, 2008 01:14PM
I think it's based on sexual preference rather than gender... so men or women could have this disorder, but it appears to only get triggered by men in uniform (hence the "chest" bit).
Oct 01, 2008 12:12PM
Man oh Man Moon I thought I was the only one with this disease. LOL. Should we start a support group?
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Oct 01, 2008 01:15PM
I didn't say *I* had it, I'm just describing what it *is* for others. You know, as a public service.
My reaction to the UPS guy was entirely related to the finalist prize he delivered. I swear. ;)
My reaction to the UPS guy was entirely related to the finalist prize he delivered. I swear. ;)
Oct 02, 2008 07:18AM
lol, sure Moon, sure... *thinks Moon's hubby is looking over her shoulder*
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