Artemis Fowl and the Eternal Guinea Pigs

Artemis Fowl and the Eternal Guinea Pigs

Artemis Fowl and the Eternal Guinea Pigs

HO Chi Minh City 14.04:

a car is driving down a small street, people flying to get out of the way.

the car stops and two people gets out, a small boy and big tall man.

"boy": are you sure this is the right place, Butler?

"man"/Butler: confirmed, Artemis. all my contacts, all say that this is the place.

"boy"/Artemis: just WHO is your contacts?

Butler: no one you should know about. #picture in corner: a picture off Devon in fairy costume? etc.#

They start to walk towards a poor looking building.

Butler: This is too dangerous for you, Sir. let's get you back in safety.

Artemis: No, you're right, she is here.

A really drunk and old looking woman is sitting up against the building.

Woman: Go awaaay! I don't like your aura......

Artemis: I think I've got something you might be interested in. And

you've got something I'm interested in. Let's.. trade

Woman: I'm not interested in anything, except death..

Artemis: are you sure I can't tempt you with a drink before you diiie?(making it sounds like a scream)

Woman: all right.. (sounds quite irritated) what do you want?

Artemis: I just want to borrow your book..

Woman: anything but thaaat!!!

Artemis: well, then I'll just have to gooo.. and leave you to diiie thirsty.. no liquor or alcohol.. muhahaha.

Woman: wait, wait, wait, wait, ait, ait, ait... okay, I'll let you look at it.

Artemis: okay, here's the... wine.

Butler is coming dragging with a big box off wine, putting the wine into the house, giving the woman a bottle of wine.

Woman: Fooooooooools!!!!!! argh, now I have all the wine I need.. and you'll never see the book. Mwuahahahaha..!(drinks a whole bottle of wine)

Artemis: No! you were the fool. I have poisoned all the wine.. so muhahaha to you..! If you give me the book to keep for eternity, I'll give you The Cure.

Woman: oh dang it.. (throws an old book at Artemis, Butler catches it) give me The Cure noooow!

Artemis: here ya go! (throws The Cure, Woman drinks it, Artemis walks away, into the car, Butler follows and the car starts moving)

5 minutes later.

Butler: you poisoned a woman to get what you wanted, Artemis. You're just as bad as your father.

Artemis: not even close. and she wasn't poisoned when she gave me the book..

Butler: when? you mean she's poisoned now?

Artemis: yeeeaaaah... "The Cure" was poison.

Butler: you're a mad boy, you know that Artemis?

Artemis: of course, I know. But it was worth itttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Butler: what is so important that people has to die for it? to me it just looks like an old book.

Artemis: oh Butler, it is just an old book. It's the ones who write it, I'm interested in. The most powerful, strongest, most clever, technical geniuses and most of all, cutest...(Butler interrupts)

Butler: ..wouldn't it be better to just leave those creatures alone?

Artemis: why do you keep on interrupting meeeee? you always, always, always do thaaat. I'm not a little BOY anymore.. you know it! I'm 12 already! (throws a fit)

Butler: I know, I know, I know.. just get on with what you were saying please!

Artemis: ehm okay.. where was I? oooh yeeeah.. the cutest creatures that ever existed!!!...

...THE GUINEA PIGS!!!!!! Muhahaha..!

Creator: BIG FANS, enjoy.