Another letter from Barry

Another letter from Barry

 Oh dearest, dearest Corbin,

I'm glad everything has worked out between Luci and yourself.  Of course, as wonderful as you are, it would be hard for anyone to stay mad at you long.  I bet you used quixoticpixel's cupcakes idea didn't you.  I have to admit when I saw that posted on here I had to make a few dozen for myself just to try them out.  Scrummdiddliumptious.  

Well you're trying to find out how to get your neighbor Wyatt to help you.  If it were me I would be on it in no time, ready to carry you straight to Siona's door.  I should mention by the way that I have already sent her a long letter explaining that her fanbase only downloaded the chapters because they are so excited to read anything she has written.  I hope that helps. 

Alas, I am stuck out here on this lame vacation in Hawaii with my family.  It's so hot and bright out here I can't stand it.  There's not even internet in the hotel.  Good thing I ran into this GeeQ guy when we arrived, he's so nice to let me use his computer. 

 I'll tell you a secret though.  I actually know Wyatt pretty well.  Why, just last summer I was on his patio with him playing some G and G.  I only had a moment to see you though when you were going somewhere to meet Luci.  Wyatt and I went to summer camp together when we were younger and I'll tell you there's one thing that guy likes more than anything else in the world.  Role Playing. 

 If you don't come at him like a neighbor, it'll help  What he's gonna want is the "damsels" is distress to need him to rescue them.  You know those costumes you wore to the Confessions movie premiere... I bet if you were to throw those on it would help as well.  Tell him you need him to help save you from 'evil' vampires and get to Siona who is under their spell.  He'll know you're not being real, but he'll be so enthralled with the idea, that he'll jump at the chance to help you.  Oooh, and call him "brave adventurer Wyatt" that should seal the deal

 Oh and it will probably help if Luci does most of the damsel in distress act, it'll probably help.  I happen to also know that Wyatt sort've has a thing for her.  And if that doesn't work, tell him I thought it was a good idea.

 If all else fails, write me back.  I would empty out my college fund to charter a jet back there to help you.  I'm sure Wyatt will hook you up though.  And maybe when I get back the four of us can do something?  I hear there's a nice dark nightclub called CRuSH that opened in town.

Your not so secret admirer,

Count Barry Wurschtenscheimer