A Quantum of Sauce

A Quantum of Sauce

Our superspy is on an undercover mission as a professional chef, trying to infiltrate the secret meetings taking place at a resort hotel along the beach. As he stands on the balcony, preparing his delectable appetizer trays for the guests, he glances down and spots a gorgeous woman walking along the beach in a bikini. She waves up at him and something glints off her hand, reflecting the sunlight.

At first he thinks it's just an obscenely large diamond ring, but after a moment he realizes that he's been deliberately blinded by the contraption in her hand. He can't see, and more importantly, he can't cook! If he so much as moves, his hand could be plunged into boiling fry oil or worse, knock over the canapes.

Luckily, he's been trained for a moment just such as this. Those months of practicing gourmet food preparation while blindfolded will not go to waste. He deftly reaches for the balsamic vinegar. But wait! The vinegar bottle has been replaced... by a live grenade!

Thinking fast, he douses the grenade in hollandaise sauce and sets it on the serving platter, replacing the domed lid on the platter. After a dull "poof" sound, he lifts the lid to find all his little bite-sized morsels generously coated in the sauce. Just a quantum of sauce. A delicious treat for these guests, and just another day at work for Mister Bond.